FINALLY! We're telling you for The Last Time! This is not a Threat! This is not a Negotiation! Refusal to cooperate with the terms of this font will be considered an Act of War! There can be no Dispute! The Crisp, Sharp hooks and corners of this typeface are Not To Be Reasoned With!

Gosh Darn it, we have grown tired of asking and this is merely a formality precedent to the outbreak of hostilities. It's a little corporate, it's a little bureaucratic, but our lawyers insisted that we propose a settlement of compromise. Ipso Facto.