"Slab serif fonts are generally macho, but Bullpen is 1,000,000 times more masculine than most slab serif fonts.

Reeking with testosterone, even the lightest weights of Bullpen will make words like pantyhose, skirt and wiener burst forth with brutal manliness.

Bullpen includes a Greek alphabet with is twice as strapping as the regular alphabet. In other words: 2,000,000 times more macho than non Greek slab serif fonts. Fractions and numeric ordinals are included and are also audaciously robust."